A married woman complains to her mother: Maaa, I`m divorcing Rajpal...
Mother: Why, what happend???
Daughter: All he wants is just sex... My asshole is now the size of 1 rupee coin.....!!!!! It used to be the size of...
A groom passes down the aisle of the church to take his place by the altar and the best man notices that the groom has the biggest, brightest smile on his face. The best man says, "Hey man, I know you are happy to be getting married...
How to Shower like a woman: Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks.
Walk to bathroom wearing long robe.
If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas...
Fred and Jim are having a quiet beer one night when Fred announces that he`s going to divorce his wife. "Good grief," says Jim, "You and Sue are the happiest couple I know. Why on earth would you want to divorce...
A farmer`s wife was at her lawyer`s getting advice about a divorce. "He makes excessive sexual demands on me, Mr. Jones."
"How do you mean?"
"Well, Mr. Jones," says the farmer`s wife, "this morning I was looking...
A guy starts a new job, and the boss says, "If you marry my daughter, I`ll make you a partner, give you an expense account, a Mercedes, and a million dollar annual salary."
The guy says, "What`s wrong with her...
Dan married one of a pair of identical twin girls. Less than a year later, he was in court filing for a divorce.
"OK," the judge said, "Tell the court why you want a divorce."
"Well, your honor...
A man is doing yard work and his wife is about to take a shower. The man realizes that he can`t find the rake. He yells up to his wife, "Where is the rake?"
She can`t hear him and shouts back...
A married man thought he would give his wife a birthday surprise by buying her a bra. He entered a ladies shop, rather intimidated, but the salesgirls took charge to help him.
"What colour?" she asked.
He settled for white....
A husband asks his wife: Darling, if I lost my vision would you be my eyes?
Wife: Honey, of course I would.
Husband: If I lost my hearing would you be my ears...