A husband and wife were very happy over the nine pound baby boy that was born to them. Mr. Brown who could not conceal his delight, called up the editor of famous newspaper and reported that he had become the proud owner of...
Sven is passing by Ole`s hay shed one day when through a gap in the door he sees Ole doing a slow and sensual striptease in front of an old red Massey Ferguson...
An Irish wife was having a shower and slipped over on the bathroom floor. Instead of slipping over forwards, she slipped over and did the splits and suctioned herself to the floor. She yelled out for her husband, "Paddy! Paddy!"
Paddy came running in....
The old man in his mid-eighties struggles to get up from the couch and starts putting on his coat. His wife, seeing the unexpected behavior, asks, "Where are you going?"
He replies, "I`m going to...
Gary and Mary go on their honeymoon, and Gary spends six hours of the honeymoon night eating Mary`s pussy. The next afternoon, they go to an Italian restaurant. Suddenly, Gary starts to freak out. He screams...
A man walks into a dimly lit bar and the bartender asks him, "Why is the front of your shirt all bloody?"
His customer answers in a slurred voice, "My wife caught me with another woman and cut off my penis....
With a very seductive voice the wife asked her husband, "Have you ever seen twenty dollars all crumpled up?"
"No, said her husband."
She gave him a sexy little smile, unbuttoned the top three buttons...
A young guy walks into a bar. An old drunk sits with a shoe box on the stool next to him. The guy asks, "What`s in the box?"
The older guy says matter-of-factly, "A South American Blow Job Toad...
"Doc, you`ve gotta help me... my wife just isn`t interested in sex anymore. Haven`t you got a pill or something I can give her?"
"Look, I can`t prescribe..."
"Doc, we`ve been friends for years. Have you ever seen me this upset? I am desperate...
The pastor asked if anyone in the congregation would like to express praise for answered prayers. Suzie Smith stood and walked to the podium. She said, "I have a praise. Two months ago, my husband, Phil, had a terrible...