An elderly couple, still very loving after all these years, is shocked when the woman`s doctor says she has a heart condition that could kill her at any time. She is to avoid stress, eat right, and never, ever have sex again...
Two couples are having their wedding reception in the same hotel, and the two grooms are having a few beers together at the bar. "I bet I make love to my wife tonight more times than you make love to yours...
A couple had been divorced for about 6 months, but still remained good friends. This worked out pretty good since the both lived in the same apartment building. One day he slipped on the ice and...
I spent $5,000 on a boob job for the wife. She was delighted. I spent another $2,000 on a nose job for her. She was ecstatic. I spent $2,000 on liposuction for her and she couldn`t thank me enough! But I spend 50 bucks on...
An elderly couple was watching a Discovery Channel special about a West African bush tribe whose men all had penises 24 inches long. When the Black male reaches a certain age, a string is tied...
A couple was invited to a swanky costume party. Unfortunately, the wife came down with a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone. He being a devoted husband protested, but she...
A woman sought help from her doctor. "All my husband does is complain that I never want to have sex with him," she said. "And he`s right too. I have no desire at all."
The doctor gave her a prescription and...
An Irishman was walking home late at night and sees a woman lurking in the shadows.
"Twenty Euros," she whispers.
Paddy had never had a hooker before, but decides - What the hell, it`s only twenty Euros. He takes up her...
A woman is at home when she hears someone knocking at her door. She goes to the door opens it and sees a man standing there. He asks the lady, "Do you have a Vagina?"
She slams the door in disgust and...