A young air force officer had a very beautiful wife. Early each morning he left his house and went to the airport, and an hour later his wife always left the house too, with a big white towel, and went for a walk on...
A little old lady asks her doctor if there are any Viagra pills for her elderly husband. "Yes," the doc says, "there are three different strengths: 20% , which lifts it up a little bit; 50%, which makes it stand up half way; and 100%, which makes it....makes it touch the ceiling."
The counter man in the Ice Cream shop saw a customer leaving the drug store across the way, heading for his shop. The customer entered, set a small Thermos container on the counter and...
Suspecting her husband of infidelity, the woman attempted to put an end to it by arousing his jealousy.
"What would you say if I told you that I`ve been sleeping with...
"Hello?"
"Hi honey.
This is Daddy....... Is Mommy near the phone?"
"No Daddy, she`s upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul."
After a brief pause, Daddy says, "But honey, you don`t have an Uncle Paul...
A young, naive new bride went to lunch with an older more experienced girlfriend from work soon after returning from her honeymoon. Her newfound friend was enquiring...
One man comes home from work and can`t find his wife. He is looking for her all over town, calls all her friends, publishes her picture in the paper, but in vain. After two days of searching he returns home and finds...
Moanin` Mike is sitting in his local bar with his buddies, sharing a beer and bragging about his sex life. Moanin` says, "I have great sex with my wife. She`s very vocal, she can really rattle the windows, and most of it...
I came home from work last night and told my wife that I`ve been given a Huge promotion at work which means I get my own office and I get to employ My own private secretary...
A young couple on their wedding night were in their honeymoon suite. As they were undressing for bed, the husband, a big burly man, tossed his trousers to his new bride and said, "Here, put these...