Mature Jokes



Cook My Sock!!!

Woke up this morning, got dressed and went in the kitchen where my wife was already fixing breakfast. I looked to see what she was cooking, and I see one of my socks in the frying pan. "What are you doing?" I asked her...

Size-Zero Hubby

A few years ago, Todd and his now ex, are throwing a dinner party and Todd, who is very thin and bony, is walking around the house wearing only his boxers. His wife comes out...

The Wedding Night!

John and Mary had been high school sweethearts, but they had never had sex. "We`ll have to wait until we are married," she told him. So he waits. They are engaged three years, and finally the big day...

Unfaithful Wife!

A rich widow dies in a car accident with one of her many lovers. As she faces St. Peter he aks her if she has any special requests before he sends her on...

Potion for Erectile Dysfunction

On his 70th birthday, a man was given a gift certificate from his wife. The certificate was for consultation with an Indian...

First Thing to do after Jail

Bad Bernie was in prison for seven years. The day he got out, his wife and son were there to pick him up. He came through the gates and got into the car. The only thing he said was...

Divorce Couple

A newly wed couple went to their lawyer to get themselves a divorce.

The lawyer wondered dat why do they want a divorce wen they are both good looking & newly wed. So he took both of them into seperate rooms...

A Radio Game

One of the FM stations has a competition where they ring someone up, ask them three personal questions, ring their spouse or partner, ask them the same three questions....

Unmarried vs Married Women

A survey conducted among women gave the below results. `A` were the answers given by un-married women. `B` are the answers given by married women. Sure marriage gives a lot of maturity...

Desperate MEasures

There was once an unemployed, married couple. The bills kept coming in and they decided it was time for desperate measures. The wife would have to go on the game, with the hubbie as pimp...