Mature Jokes

A young wife, who was becoming frustrated with her young husbands constant demands for sex, decides to make a schedule for him, to cut down on the amount of times that they will have to make love...

Pierre, Marie, and their six children lived in a log cabin on the edge of a lake in northern Quebec. One day, Pierre decided he had had enough and set out across the lake...

A young man is on a date with a young woman and they go parking. After some heavy petting the young man asks the young woman for oral sex. "No", says the young woman...

A newlywed husband had to go on a business trip, and hated to leave his gorgeous, sexy blonde wife alone. The night before he left, he brought home a vibrator and...

Maurice comes home one day to find his wife Hannah, an English teacher, in bed with...

A salesman, who getting ready for his next trip, asks his wife to include a condom in his suitcase. His wife instantly asks, "Why???"
He replies, "Just a reminder of...

Myrddin and Jill are out and about. Jill notices that Myrddin is a bit pissy during the evening, so she...

Three couples marry and stay at the same hotel for their honeymoons, where they are taken care of by Dave the bellboy. The first man married a nurse. Dave thinks to himself, "Nurses are known to be hot...

If sex without wife`s consent is rape...Then by this logic:
Spending husband`s money by the wife without his consent is a breach of trust...

The four newlyweds spent their honeymoon at the Niagara Falls. They occupied adjoining rooms, sat at the same table, and were inseparable.
One evening after dinner as they were...