Mature Jokes

Liz and Kevin had been married for some time and were having problems. They decided to see a marriage counselor. After some routine questions the counselor asked...

Mrs Butler, "I notice that when I go down on Butlerji and give a blowjob his balls are always cold."
Mrs Anderson, "Mr Anderson`s balls are cold too, when I give Blowjob...

Three friends were discussing intimate matrimonial problems. How best to send a signal to the wife that the husband desired her company?
"I have evolved a formula...

A couple purchased a talking parrot on their honeymoon, much to the groom`s annoyance, since the bird did a running commentary on their lovemaking. The groom finally threw a towel...

A Woman comes home and tells her husband, "Remember those headaches I`ve been having all these years? Well, they`re gone."
"No more headaches?" the husband asks...

A rich man and a poor man have the same wedding anniversary. The poor man asks the rich man, "What did you get your wife this year?"
"I got her a Mercedes and a huge...

The four newlyweds spent their honeymoon at the Niagara Falls. They occupied adjoining rooms, sat at the same table, and were inseparable.
One evening after dinner as they were returning...

John woke up one morning immensely aroused so he turned over to his wife's side of the bed. His wife, Heather, had already awakened though, and she was downstairs preparing breakfast in the kitchen. Afraid that...

3 adult ladies have a lunch get together. One is engaged, one is a mistress, and one has been married for 5+ years. They were chatting about their relationships and decided to amaz...

A wife arrived home after a long shopping trip, and was horrified to find her husband in bed with a young, lovely thing. Just as she was about to storm out of the house...