Married vs. Unmarried Women
A survey conducted among women gave the below results. `A` were the answers given by un-married women and `B` are the answers given by married women. Sure marriage gives...
10 Husbands, Still A Virgin !!!
A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.
On their wedding night, she told her new husband...
Private Tattoo!
A hardcore CA gets home late one night. His wife angry and upset, says, "Where the hell have you been?"
He replies, "I was out getting a tattoo!"
"A tattoo...
Sexual Exhaustion!!!
I overheard 2 guys in the bar the other day. I couldn`t help but over-hear two guys in their mid-twenties while sitting at a bar. One of the guys says to his buddy, "Man you look...
Any Relation?
The young Swedish-American couple, having the same last names, went to the marriage license bureau. The clerk began to fill out the license form.
"Your name?" he asked the prospective bride-groom....
Doggie Style!
A huge man married a petite and innocent girl who was a virgin. He was sexually experienced and suggested having sex "doggie style" on their wedding night.
Waiting for the Big Day!
Bert and Mabel were a week away from their wedding day. Bert was beginning to get major stirrings so he decided to chance his arm. "Er, Mabel, as it is only a week to the big day...
Love, Lust, or Marriage?
How do you know if you`re in love, in lust, or really married? For those of you who have any questions, or misplaced envy, this should clear it up:
LOVE - When your eyes meet across a crowded room...
Cooking Socks!
I woke up this morning and went to the kitchen where my wife was already fixing breakfast. I looked to see what she was cooking, and I see one of my socks in...
Cowboy Boots!!!
An elderly couple, Margaret and Bert, are in Wyoming. Bert always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots, so, seeing some on sale, he buys them and wears them home, walking proudly...
