Purple Knob!!!
Mary, a shy virgin was discussing her worries about her up-coming marriage to Paddy, with the parish priest.
"He dropped his trousers last night Father, he has a thing between his legs...
Pair of Extra Panties!!!
A wife goes on a retreat for work. When she returns, she finds a pair of panties in her dresser that do not belong to her. Furious, she questions her husband...
Bed Manners???
Charlie marries a virgin. On their wedding night, he`s on fire, so he gets naked, jumps into bed, and immediately begins groping her.
"Charles, I expect you to be as mannerly...
I am Coming...
This NRI Gujarati guy from Halifax in Canada gets married back home to a beautiful, voluptuous, village belle from Navsari, the best of the lot in the whole of Gujarat...
Failed Honeymoon
On the first day of their honeymoon, the young blonde bride slipped into a sexy but sweet nightie and, with great anticipation, crawled into bed, only to find that...
Blowjob Etiquettes!
Blowjob Etiquettes for Men - Kindly written by a woman
1. First and foremost, we are not obligated to do it.
2. Extension to rule #1 - So if you get one, be grateful...
A Necrophilic Husband
A man was brought before the judge and charged with NECROPHILIA (having sex with a dead person). The judge told him, "In 20 years on the bench, I`ve never heard...
Women ROCK!!!
He said to me: I don`t know why you wear a bra; you`ve got nothing to put in it.
I said to him: You wear pants, don`t you...
'Yes' and 'No'
A man went into a tattoo parlor and asked the owner if he would tattoo the words "Yes" and "No" on his penis. The owner agreed, and the tattooing was underway...
That's Happiness!!!
The friends of the bride decided to give the newlyweds a tape recording of the couple making love on their honeymoon night as a gag wedding gift. They accomplished...
