Mature Jokes

The bridegroom carried his bride over the threshold and into the honeymoon suite. They had taken off all their clothes when, suddenly, the sweet young girl began to...

On their way to Vegas to get married, a wife-to-be confesses to her guy that the reason they have not been too intimate is because she is very flat-chested....

While making love to his wife, Bill discovered he couldn`t enjoy it. Though they had been married only a few years, he reflected unhappily, their...

A huge man married a petite and innocent girl who was a virgin. He was sexually experienced and suggested having sex "Doggie Style" on their wedding night...

A wife wanted an expensive fur coat from the executive husband to celebrate their Silver wedding anniversary. The miser overbearing rich husband rejected...

A man is having problems with his dick, which certainly had seen better times. He consults a doctor who, after a couple of tests, says, "Sorry, but you`ve overdone...

A husband and wife were very happy over the nine pound baby boy that was born to them. Mr. Brown who could not conceal his delight, called up the editor of...

A young couple is on their honeymoon.
After start having great sex, he says, "Now you won`t see me for a while...

Bubba`s wife was abducted by a gang of kidnappers who were demanding ten grand for her return.
On the phone they said, "If you don`t pay by nine tomorrow...

This NRI Gujarati guy from Halifax in Canada gets married back home to a beautiful, voluptuous, village belle from Navsari, the best of the lot in the whole of Gujarat. On the wedding night, the big night...