Mature Jokes

A young couple took their three-year-old son to doctor. With some hesitation, they explained that, although their little...

"That bastard husband of mine wanted me to sleep with the landlord because he lost the rent money playing poker,"...

Wife: "I dreamt they were auctioning off dicks. The big ones went for ten dollars and the thick ones went for twenty dollars."
Husband: "How about the ones like...

Mr. Lal went to the Doctor`s surgery to collect his wife`s test results...

There was a couple going at it for the first time, and after a while, the guy asks the woman to open her legs a little wider. She does and they continue.
A few minutes go by and he tells her again...

A couple were recently married, when the husband arrived at his house he found that his new bride was nowhere to be found. Understandably, he got deeply worried and contacted all his friends...

Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had passed away, a woman went to her grand parents` house to visit her 95 years-old grand mother and comfort her. When she asked how her grandfather...

A 50-ish woman was at home happily jumping on her bed and squealing with delight.
Her husband watches her for a while and asks, "Do you have any idea...

"When I realized that I couldn`t satisfy my wife`s insatiable sex appetite," the man said to his drinking buddy...

A newly married couple kept having sex. They became weak but didn`t stop. They consulted a doctor.
Doctor said, "Have sex only on those days which have...