Mature Jokes



My Experiments With Truth!

Wife caught Husband sleeping with his girlfriend. Furious and angry she aimed a pistol at her husband.
Husband: Before you do anything silly let me explain...

Change of Plans!

This little boy was awakened in the middle of the night by strange noises coming from his parents` bedroom, so he decided to investigate. He nudged the door slowly forward and...

Cat and Mouse

A worried voice on the doctor`s telephone declared, "A mouse ran up my wife`s honeypot!"
The doctor replied, "I`ll be over in ten minutes. In the meantime...

The Greek Husband

A young virgin marries a Greek man and before the wedding her father tells her that, being Greek...

Exrta Long Division

Out of the blue, an accountant decided to leave his wife. He left her a note saying: "Dear Diane, I am 54 years old and have never done anything wild in my life. But now I am...

'Sex' and 'Love'

At the retreat, a couple was told to individually write a sentence using the words `sex` and `love.`...

Vaseline Research Survey!

A man doing market research knocked on a door and was greeted by a young woman with three small children running around at her feet.
He says, "I`m doing some research for Vaseline...

To My Dear Wife

During the past year I have tried to make love to you 365 times. I have succeeded 36 times, which is an average of once every ten days. The following is a list of why I did not succeed more often...

Or What?

A man comes to his doctor and tells him that his wife hasn`t had sex with him for 6 months. The doctor tells the man to bring his wife in so he can talk to her. So the wife comes into the doctor`s office and...

Cigarettes and Tampons

A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down the aisles.
The salesgirl notices him and asks if she can help him. He answers that he looking for a box of tampons for his wife...

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