Mature Jokes

A woman comes home and tells her husband, "Remember those headaches I`ve been having all these years? Well, they`re gone."
"No more headaches?" the husband asks...

Two guys are in a bar discussing their sex lives. One guy says to the other, "How`s your sex life buddy?"
The other guy says, "Not too good. Every time me and the missus have sex...

A honeymoon couple returned home barely on speaking terms.
The best man asked the groom what the problem...

A man was relaxing in his back garden, sitting in the shade, sipping a beer and listening to the radio. As he chilled out, his wife struggled with a manual...

After celebrating their golden wedding anniversary, an old couple go to bed. Many of the guests at the party are spending the night in the house...

A man and woman were having marital problems so they went to see a marriage counselor. The counselor, in an attempt to find some common ground from which to begin his analysis...

An old man woke up in the middle of the night and found, to his utter astonishment, that his pecker was as hard as a rock for the first time in two years...

A man comes to his doctor and tells him that his wife hasn''t had sex with him for 6 months. The doctor tells the man to bring his wife in so he can talk to her...

One morning, the doctor and his wife were having a very heated argument over breakfast.
As he stormed out of the house on his way to the clinic, the doctor angrily...

A businessman and his secretary, overcome by passion, go to his house for an early afternoon quickie.
"Don''t worry," he assures her, "My wife is out of town on a business trip, so...