Mature Jokes

Lauren: I suspect that my husband used to visit prostitutes before we met.
Hannah: What makes you think so?
Lauren: Well, one night...

The Italian says, "Last night I massaged my wife all over her body with the finest olive oil, then we made passionate love and I made her scream non stop for...

A woman came home just in time to find her husband in bed with another woman.
With superhuman strength borne of fury, she dragged her husband down...

A man walks into a tattoo parlor and says he would like a $100 dollar bill on his dick.
Well the tattoo artist laughs and says...

My wife was standing in the kitchen, preparing our usual Soft-boiled eggs and toast for breakfast, wearing only The T-shirt that she normally slept in. As I...

A woman is at home when she hears someone knock at the door. She goes to the door and opens the door to see a man standing there. He asks the lady...

After being married for thirty years, a wife asked her husbandto describe her.
He looked at her for a while... then said, "You're A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K..

One Saturday afternoon, a man was sitting in his lawn chair drinking beer and watching his wife mow the lawn. A neighbor lady was...

I can't believe that you have been visiting prostitutes for sex" wife screams at husband.
What was I supposed to do, when I was not...

A few days before the wedding:
Honey, I decided to organize with my friends a bachelor party.
Aha! A lot of Vodka and wine, whores and sex all night...