Pay Raise ?
The Mexican maid asked for a pay increase. The wife was very upset about this and decided to talk to her about the raise.
She asked: "Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase...
New Rifle
Shooter goes to Rifle shop to buy a new scope. Manager takes out one and says: This scope is so good, u can see my house up on that hill. Shooter looks through the scope and laughs...
The Black Condom
A 'just married' White couple decided to make love on their wedding night in the hotel. The wife did not want to get pregnant yet and requested the husband to buy condoms from the shop nearby...
Affair and Honesty
A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day, their passions overcame them and they took off for her house, where they made passionate love all afternoon...
The Last Revenge
The funeral parlor called the 85 year old widow to tell her that her 90 year old husband had died with such a massive erection that he could not...
Dishonorable Discharge
A guy who was in the Air Force had just spent a year tour unaccompanied to Shemya, Alaska. The first night he got home, he exclaimed to his wife, "Honey, I want you...
Where Are You Going?
This couple had only been married for two weeks. The husband, although very much in love, couldn't wait to go out into town and party, so he says to his new wife, "Honey, I'll be right back...
Just Wear Something
The young bride's mother had some old-fashioned ideas of marriage, and passed them on to her daughter.
"Never let your husband see you in the nude...
Retired Husband
After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips to Target. Unfortunately, like most men, I found shopping boring and preferred to get in and get out. Equally unfortunate, my wife...
Porn or Fishing?
An old married couple was at home watching TV. The husband had the remote and was switching backand forth between a fishing channel and the porn...
