Mature Jokes

A husband and wife were celebrating their 50th anniversary. That night the wife approached her husband wearing the exact same sexy negligee she had worn on their wedding night...

After their baby was born, the panicked father went to see the Obstetrician.
"Doctor," the man said, "I don't mind telling you, but I'm a little...

A man came home from work one day to find his wife on the front porch with her bags packed.
"Just where the heck do you think you're going...

An elderly couple is vacationing in the West.
Tim always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots. Seeing some on sale one day, he buys them, wears them home, walking proudly...

A guy who is a virgin gets married.
On the honeymoon the guy walks into his hotel room and his wife is naked on the bed. She asks the man, "Do you know what I want...

One dismal rainy night, a taxi driver spotted an arm waving from the shadows of an alley halfway down the block. Even before he rolled to a complete stop at the curb, a figure leaped into the cab and slammed the door...

A newly wed couple are out at a bar having a drink on their honeymoon.
The wife offers to make her husband a drink and asks the bartender to give a salt shaker, a shot of...

A young virgin couple is finally wed. Each one is nervous about the impending night, but neither is willing to admit or ask each other about it.
Wondering what to do first, the young man calls his father...

Two young lovers go up to the mountains for a romantic winter vacation. When they get there, the guy goes out to chop some wood.
When he gets back, he says, "Honey, my hands are...

A policeman sends his wife and kid to a resort for a vacation. After a week he joined them in the hotel. As soon as he came to the hotel room he wanted to make love to his wife and gave her...