Mature Jokes



The Wedding Date

The wedding date was set and the groom's three pals - a carpenter, an electrician and a dentist were deciding what pranks to play on the couple on their wedding night.
The carpenter figured sawing the slats of their bed would give them a chuckle or two...

First Thing to do...

Smith was in prison for seven years. The day he got out, his wife and son were there to pick him up.
He came through the gates and got into the car. The only thing he said was...

Kangaroo Style!

An American woman of 40 wants to get married, but she is only willing to marry a man who has never been with a woman. After several unsuccessful years of searching, she decides to take out a personal...

Wedding Tradtion

A young couple got married, and in their family, it was tradition that the best man dance with the bride for the first song...

Cheating Wifey

One day a construction worker left the job a little early, and when he got home he found his wife in bed with another man. Purple with rage, he hauled the man down the stairs and...

Doggy Style

A man returns home from work and enters through the kitchen door. He sees his wife on her hands and knees scrubbing...

A Misunderstanding?

An elderly couple, who were both widowed, had been going out with each other for a long time. Urged on by their friends, they decided it was finally time to get married...

Stubborn Girlfriend

A young guy was complaing to his Boss about the problems he was having with his stubborn girlfriend. She gets me so angry sometimes I could hit her...

Tattooed Privates !

Brad gets home late one night and his wife, Sarah, says, "Where in the hell have you been?" Brad replies, "I was out getting a tattoo...

Virginity Test

A young man was planning to get married and asked his doctor how he could tell if his bride is a virgin. The doctor said, 'Well, you need three things...

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