Mature Jokes

Jones and his wife are having hard financial times, so they decide that she'll become a hooker. She's not quite sure what to do, so Jones says, 'Stand in front of that bar and...

There was this couple that had been married for 20 years. Every time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the lights. Well, after 20 years the wife felt...

A man was in a terrible accident at home and his penis was mangled and torn from his body. His doctor assured him that modern medicine could give him back his member, but...

A man staggers into an emergency room with two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat. Naturally the doctor asks him...

A man was talking to his best friend about his married life. "You know," he says, "I really trust my wife, and I think she has always been faithful...

Two newlyweds went to their honeymoon and were getting undressed together for the first time. He took off his shoes and socks and his toes were all...

A businessman was preparing to go on a long business trip, so he thought he'd buy his wife something to keep her occupied. He went to a sex shop and explained...

Tim and Joe went to the fair. They came across a small crowd gathered around a stall and went over to take a look...

A man arrives home one evening and found his wife in bed with another man. Without hesitation, he grabs the offending man by his private...

A young couple had been married for a couple of weeks, and the man was always after his wife to quit smoking. One afternoon, she lit up after...