The Winner
A man and his wife were talking and he says, "You know, I was thinking of going down to the bar tonight and entering that big dick contest...
Mistaken Identity
Late at night this guy runs into a pub and demands a glass of water from the landlord. The guy drinks it in one gulp then asks for a second glass. Six pints later...
Virgin Husband
A very 'straight and honest' girl is going to Town. Before she left, her mother gave her some advice: "Daughter, when you're in Town and if you're looking for a...
Not Hanging
An attorney returned home late one evening after a very taxing day trying to get a stay of execution for a client, named Wilbur Wright, who was due to be hanged for...
Sexual Moaning
Shane comes home and finds his wife Rita crying. She says, "I found out from Mrs. Smith that you're having an affair with your secretary. Why would you do...
First Date
A couple had been married for many years, and their son had gotten old enough to date. One day the boy brought a girl over to dinner. The mother was thrilled with...
Innocent Bride
One day a young cowboy and cowgirl decided to get married. He was a man of the world. She was an innocent bride with no experience. After the wedding they left for their honeymoon...
Star Player
Team's Coach noticed that his star player, Wayne, had so many women hanging around that he couldn't possibly handle all of them. So one day...
Spinning Husband
This woman dies, and when she gets to heaven she asks Saint Peter, "Would it be possible for me to get together with my dear departed husband? He died many years ago...
Wee Button
Mr. Smith comes to his wife, "Honey, could you be sewing on a wee button that's come off of my fly? I cannot button my pants...
