The First Night
A young couple left the church and arrived at the hotel where they were spending the first night of their honeymoon. They opened the champagne and began undressing...
Kamasutra Pose
On their 50th wedding anniversary an old couple decide to spice up their sex life with a KamaSutra handbook they picked up at a local News Agency. They looked...
Hickey Fix !
A married man had a secretary that was a sweet young thang, and so he decided to "work late" one night and take this girl to dinner. He called his wife to tell...
Yoga Style
Two old women were talking and exchanging notes on their sexual activities. The first old woman told the second old woman that sometimes she gets her husband excited...
Cowboy Boots
An elderly couple, James and Sarah, are 'snowbirds'. James always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots. Seeing some on sale one day, he buys them, wears them home, walking proudly...
Finest Brothel
This guy approaches the Madam of a local whorehouse. He says, "Madam, I'm ready to spend top dollar here, but I have some very specific requirements. Do you think you can...
Playboy Channel
A little old couple in there eighties was sitting on the couch watching the Playboy movie channel. He looked at her and asked, "Do you think we can still do...
Special Request
George & Mona were married for 40 yrs when George suddenly died. At the funeral home, she was asked if she had any special requests. Mona said, "Would you please cut off George's penis...
Breast Deformity
The woman is shopping for a bra, but she has an unusual problem. One of her breasts is much longer than the other one. The lingerie saleslady notices her customer's...
Sex Advice
There are three guys who go to the same bar after work every night. One night two guys are sitting around when the third guy comes into the bar with the biggest grin on his face....
