First Night
A young couple was married, and celebrated their first night together, doing what newlyweds do, time and time again, all night long. Morning comes and the...
Bathroom Sex
A husband and wife were in the bathroom getting ready for work when the husband looked at his wife and said, "I gotta have you!" He backed her up against the bathroom door, pulled down...
Rainbow Condom
A guy who went into the adult section of a department store to buy condoms. The female clerk told him, "We have the rainbow assortment on sale today, would you like...
Well Endowed
One weekend, the husband was in the bathroom, when a kid, Johnny, from around the neighborhood, comes in after having mowed the lawn for him, and proceeds to pee in...
Oversized!
A former prostitute with a rather well used vagina that has been somewhat stretched, is given a proposal of marriage by a man she meets in a bar one night...
Fondling Fingers
A typical married couple was lying in bed one night. The wife had curled up ready to go to sleep and the husband put his bed lamp on to read a book. As he was reading...
Wood Cracks
Wife is outside hanging up the laundry, when she hears her husband in the kitchen. She walks in and says, "Get out there and fix that there...
Getting Married
I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way; my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend...
Small Prick
Jacob, who has always had a fear of needles, was sitting in the hospital waiting to get a vaccination. When the nurse called him into the office to receive the injection...
Black Baby!
Sandy and John were an extremely liberal, though not especially bright, white couple. Wanting to begin a family, they decided they wanted to have a black baby, and set to work. Nine months later...
