Mature Jokes



Well Hung

A lady selling women's cosmetics starts her day bright and early. She comes to a home at 7 a.m. and knocks on the door. A man answers the door wearing just...

New Year Party

John woke up after the annual office new year party with a pounding headache, cotton-mouthed and utterly unable to recall the events of the preceding evening. After a trip to the bathroom...

Down the Chest

A woman asks her husband to buy her a fur coat for this Christmas. "HA!" he snorted, "the day I buy you a fur coat will be the day you can grow hair on your chest...

Partner Swapping

Two couples had gone away for the weekend. The two guys, Jack and Bill, have decided to try to persuade their wives to do a bit of partner swapping for the night. After several...

Stinking Prize

George and Nancy were a week away from their wedding day. George was beginning to get major stirrings so he decided to chance his arm.< "Nancy, as it is only a week to the big day...

Happiest Couple

A groom passes down the aisle of the church to take his place by the altar and the best man notices that the groom has the biggest, brightest smile on his face. The best man says...

Honeymoon Trip

John and Jane got married. They planned to honeymoon in Jane's aunt's place. They caught a bus that was filled with deer hunters. After about 30 minutes the...

The Best Man

A newlywed couple and their families were in court. The judge was questioning the best man about the fight which broke out at the wedding reception a few weeks earlier.
'Your Honour, we were having a wonderful...

Love Dress

The mother-in-law stopped unexpectedly by the recently married couples’ house. She rang the doorbell and stepped into the house to see her daughter-in-law standing naked by the...

Size Does Matter!

An elderly couple were enjoying the evening swinging on the front porch and looking at the beautiful sunset.
After a few minutes the old lady reaches over and knocks the hell out of the man who goes flying off the porch and into...

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