Mature Jokes

After several hours without having any luck, two fishermen finally found a spot on the lake where the fish were really biting. An older man and his wife happened to be...

Joe and Bob were sitting in the park, talking, when the subject turned to getting older.
Joe said to Bob, 'Women have all the luck when it comes to getting...

An old widow and widower named Lisa and George get married. They are up there in age, and the romance, engagement and marriage was quick. They hoped they had enough strength to...

There are three kinds of sex in a marriage.
The first is Kitchen Sex. This is at the beginning of the marriage; you'll have sex anywhere, anytime. Hence...

A professor of mathematics sent a fax to his wife:
Dear Wife:
You must realize you are 54 years old and...

This Indian boy goes to his mother one day with a puzzled look.
'Mom, why is my bigger brother named Thunderstorm?'
She told him, 'Because he was conceived during...

Joe and Bob were sitting in the park, talking, when the subject turned to getting older.
Joe said to Bob, 'Women have all the luck when it comes to getting...

An old couple were traveling down the street, in a during a crazy rain storm. All of a sudden the car hits a bump and the woman screams to her husband to stop the car.
The woman gets out to check the damage and sees that...

A woman was at home looking in the mirror carressing her breasts when her husband came home from work.
He said what are you doing fondling your breasts...

A hillbilly gets married and on his wedding night he calls his father to get some tips on what to do, since he had never been with a woman before.
So he calls up his dad and asks him...