Child`s custody
A man and his wife were getting a divorce at a local court. But the custody of their child posed a problem. The mother jumped to her feet and protested to the judge that since she had...
Aging !
A couple had been married for 50 years. They were sitting at the breakfast table one morning when the old gentleman said to his wife, 'Just think honey, we`ve been married for...
Bitch !!
A boy is at school and he hears the older kids talking about pussy, and their bitch. The boy confused by this goes to his mother. 'Mom', the boy asks, 'What`s a pussy?' The mother being startled by this, thinks quick and...
Knockout Plan !
A young lady decided wanted to get rich quick, so she proceeded to find herself a rich 75-year-old man, planning to screw him to death on their wedding night. The courtship and wedding went off without any problem, in spite of the half-century age difference...
Deaf Couple !
A deaf couple are on their honeymoon. The husband asks the wife in sign language 'Honey, how would I tell you when I want to have sex?' The wife replies...
Keep the motor running
It was the stir of the town when an 80-year-old man married a 20-year-old girl. After a year she went into the hospital to give birth. The nurse came out to congratulate the fellow.
'This is amazing. How...
Dying of AIDS !
Son takes his father to the doctor. Doctor gives them the bad news that the father is dying of cancer. Father tells the son that he has had a good long life and wants to stop at the bar on the way home to celebrate it. While at...
Wife has the last say..
A husband and his wife who have been married 20 years were doing some yard work. The man was working hard cleaning the BBQ grill while his wife was bending over, weeding flowers from the flower bed. So the man says to his wife...
Best Women to Marry
Three couples were married and stayed at the same hotel for their honeymoons, where they were all taken care of by Joe the Bellboy. The first man married a nurse. Joe showed them to their room and thought to himself, 'What a lucky guy. Nurses are known to be hot to trot'.
The second man married a...
Screwing at 94 ?
On hearing that her elderly grandfather had died, Jenny went straight to visit her grandmother. When she asked how her grandpa had died, her grandma explained, not holding back anything of course...
