Dress of Love !
An old woman went to visit her daughter and she found her naked, waiting for her husband. The mother asks the daughter:'what are you doing naked?' The daughter responds:'This is the dress of love.' When the mother ...
Unfaithful Wife
A husband suspects his wife is having an affair. He needs to go on a business trip for several days, so he decides to set a trap for her. He puts a bowl of milk under the bed. From the bed springs, he suspends...
The Pickle-Slicer !!
A husband went home after working at his job in a restaurant. His wife noticed he seemed a little bit aggravated so she asked him what was wrong. After some coaxing, he finally told her that he had been having an urge to put his dick in the pickle-slicer...
Confession
Jake was dying. His wife, Becky, was maintaining a candlelight vigil at his bedside. She held his fragile hand, tears running down her face. Her praying roused him from his slumber. He looked up and his pale lips began to move lightly...
As big as Gas Grill !!
A couple had been married 15 years. One afternoon they were working in the garden together. As the wife was bending over pulling weeds, the husband said, 'Hey honey, you`re getting fat. Your butt is getting huge. I bet it`s as big as...
Wrong approach !!
Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other and says, 'You know, I don`t know what else to do. Whenever I go home after we`ve been out drinking, I turn the headlights off before I get to the...
Fork Smelling
A blind guy to waiter: 'I`m sorry, but I`m blind and I can`t read the menu. So just bring me a dirty fork, I`ll smell it, and order from there.' The waiter picks up a greasy fork, and hands it to the blind guy. The blind guy puts the fork to his nose, breathes deep, and says...
Oral Sex ??
A young man was about to be married and was asking his grandfather about sex. He asked how often should you have it. His grandfather told him that when you first get married, you want it all the time... and maybe....
Headache !!
It was a beautiful warm spring day and a man and his wife were at the zoo. She was wearing a cute, loose-fitting, pink spring dress, sleeveless with straps. As they walked through the ape exhibit and passed in front of a very large gorilla, the gorilla went nuts. He jumped up on...
Six double vodkas
A guy came into a bar one day and asks the barman for six double vodkas. The barman says 'Wow!, you must have had one hell of a day.' He told barman that he just found out that his older brother is gay. The next day the same guy and...
