Three times ??
An old Jewish couple was sitting around one evening and he says to his wife, 'Sarah, we are about to celebrate our 50th wedding anniversary, so tell me, have you ever been unfaithful to me?' She hesitated a while and said
Best Women to Marry !
Three couples were married and stayed at the same hotel for their honeymoons, where they were all taken care of by Joe the Bellboy. The first man married a nurse. Joe showed them to their room and thought to himself, 'What a lucky guy. Nurses are known to be hot to...
The sermon !!!
A minister gave a talk to the Lion`s Club on sex. When he got home he couldn`t tell his wife that he had spoken on sex, so he said he had discussed horseback riding with the members. A few days later...
Big money!
A man walks into his bedroom and sees his wife packing a suitcase.
He says,'What are you doing?'
She answers, 'I`m moving to Las Vegas. I heard prostitutes there get paid $400 for doing what I do for you...
The male anatomy!
Jane was a first time contestant on the $465,000 quiz show, where you have to answer questions to win the cash prize. Lady luck had smiled in her favour, as Jane had a gained substantial lead over her opponents. She even managed to win the game...
Piss off!
Two women are havin a conversation about their guys wen the first 1 says.... `My bloke said he fantasised about havin 2 girls at once`.
The other replies `Dear, most blokes...
Unveiling a secret!
A man comes home after a heavy night`s drinking. His wife won`t open the door for him, so he starts hammering on it. She still won`t let him in, so he starts shouting. The neighbours are starting to notice, so in an attempt...
The condom packs!
A father and his son go into the drug store when they happen upon the condom aisle. The son asks his father why there are so many different boxes of condoms.
The father replies, 'Well, you see that 3 pack? That`s for when you`re in high...
Where babies come from?
One day a five year old little girl excitedly approached her mother, and announced that she had learned where babies come from. The mother was amused and said, 'Oh really sweetie, why don`t you tell me all about it?'
The little girl then explained, 'Well ... the mommy and daddy take...
The bridegroom`s revenge!(a true story)
Below is a true story about a recent wedding that took place at Clemson University.
This was a huge wedding with about 300 guests. After the wedding, at the reception, the groom got up on stage at the microphone to talk to the crowd. He said that he wanted to thank everyone...
