It hurts?
Right in the middle of lovemaking, the husband dies of a heart attack. As the funeral arrangements are being made, the mortician informs the widow that he cannot get rid of her dead husband`s rigor mortis hard-on which is sticking straight up in the air and if they don`t...
Early to rise!
Paul returned from a doctor`s visit one day and told his wife Alma that the doctor said he only had 24 hours to live.
Wiping away her tears, he asked her to make love with him. Of course she agreed and they made passionate love.
Six hours later, Paul went to her...
You asked for it !
A very elderly couple is having an elegant dinner to celebrate their 75th wedding anniversary. The old man leans forward and says softly to his wife 'Dear, there is something that I must ask you. It has always bothered me that our tenth child never quite looked...
Virgin couple marries!
A young virgin couple are finally wed. Each one is nervous about the impending night, but neither are willing to admit or ask each other about it. Wondering what to do first, the young man calls his father.
'Pop, what do I do...
Rules of the house!
A couple were married and following the wedding, the husband laid down some rules. 'I`ll be home when I want, if I want, and at what time I want,' he insisted. 'And, I don`t expect any hassle from you. Also, I expect a decent meal to be on the table...
Advise!!
On `Vidai`(the departure of the bride after a Hindu wedding), a brides father hands over a note to the son in law, which read,`goods once delivered, shall not be taken back`!!!!The groom....
Inheritance woes!
Jack`s grandfather left him ten million dollars, and the next week Diane agreed to marry him.
After three months of married life, Jack noticed that his beautiful new wife was ignoring him more and more. On the rare...
How many times?
A Frenchman and an Italian were seated next to an Australian on an overseas flight. After a few cocktails, the men began discussing their home lives.
'Last night I made love to my wife four times,' the Frenchman bragged, 'and this morning she made...
Pregnancy!
The room was full of pregnant women and their partners, and the Lamaze class was in full swing. The instructor was teaching the women how to breathe properly, along with informing the men how to give the necessary assurances at this stage of the plan.
The teacher then announced, 'Ladies, exercise is...
It was a small load...
A young couple got married. On their honeymoon, they were very anxious about having sex because they were both...
