Would you remarry?
Wife asks, 'Honey if I died would you remarry?' He replies, 'Well, after a considerable period of grieving, we all need companionship...
You got me pregnant!
A 60-year-old woman goes to her doctor for her annual physical.
He examines her thoroughly and says, `Well, I`ve got good news...
Mother of six!
A husband, so proud of the fact that his wife had given birth to 6 children, begins to call her 'mother of six' rather than by her first...
The trendy Dad and other family fun!
A father was very anxious to marry off his daughter so he wanted tried impress her first...
Condom Boxes!!
A man and his young son are in the drugstore when the son comes across the condoms and asks his father what they are.The dad replies, 'Well son, those are condoms and they`re for...
Naughty Nighty !!!
The wife approaches her husband wearing the exact same, sexy little negligee she wore on their wedding night. She looks at her husband and says, 'Honey, do you...
The Office Party!!
The morning after the annual office party blow out, John woke up with a pounding headache, cotton mouth, and utterly unable to recall the events of the preceeding evening. After an urgent trip to the bathroom, he was able make his way downstairs, where his lovely wife put some...
Ghost in Hospital
This elderly couple is watching one of those television preachers on TV one night.
The preacher faces the camera, and announces, 'My friends, I`d like to share my healing powers with everyone watching this program. Place one hand on top of your...
The Fence!!!
A couple was driving along a country road. The wife says, 'Sweetheart let`s stop and do the same thing we did here forty years ago.'The husband stops the car. His wife backs against the fence, and...
Sperm Bank ???
A masked man goes into a sperm bank, points a gun at the woman behind the counter, and says, 'Open the safe.'She says, 'This isn`t a real bank, it`s a sperm...
