At an Irish wedding, everyone got drunk. The bride`s and groom`s families wrecked the reception hall fighting with each other. The police had to break up the fighting. The next week, both families were in court...
Husband: I must say that you are very pretty to be a waitress. Can I know your name please...?
Waitress: That is very nice of you, sir. My name is Isabella.
Husband: Nice name...
Patel: Remove your clothes.
Wife: Why Remove my clothes?
Patel: Just do and come beside me on the bed.
Wife: Okay they are off...
A man was talking to his friend at the bar. The friend said, "Did you know that 9 out of 10 women with brown eyes cheat on their husbands?"
"No, I didn`t know that," The man replied...
An elderly couple, Margaret and Bert, moved to Texas. Bert always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots, so, seeing some on sale, he bought them and wore them home. Walking proudly, he sauntered into the kitchen...
The old man in his mid-eighties struggles to get up from the couch then starts putting his coat on. His wife, seeing his unexpected behavior, asks, "And where do you think you are going?"
He replies, "I`m off to the doctor...
The nervous young bride was irritated by her husband`s lusty advances on their wedding night and reprimanded him severely. "I demand proper manners in bed," she declared, "as I do at the dinner table...
A cheating husband decided to write this letter to his wife: "My Dear Wife, You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you, as a 54 year-old, can no longer satisfy. I`m very happy with you...
A Woman in her late thirties is at home happily jumping unclothed, on her bed and squealing with delight. Her husband watches her for a while and asks, "Do you have any idea how ridiculous you look? What`s the matter...
A woman comes home and tells her husband, "Remember those headaches I`ve been having all these years? Well, they`re gone."
"No more headaches?" the husband asks, "What happened...