A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard the garage door open.
"Hurry!" she cried. "Stand in the corner!"
She quickly rubbed baby oil all over him and then...
Harry and his wife are driving in the country when he sees a sign that reads: "Cow For Sale -- $5,000." He pulls in and says to the farmer, "There`s no cow in the world worth $5,000...
A man walked into a therapist`s office looking very depressed.
"Doc, you`ve got to help me. I can`t go on like this."
"What`s the problem?" the doctor inquired.
"Well, I`m 35 years old and I still have...
The wife appeared before the judge and said, "I want a divorce."
The judge said, "Why do you want a divorce?"
"Because my husband is a terrible lover...
John and Mary were high school sweethearts, but had never had sex. "We must wait until we are married," Mary told him. He waited. They were engaged for years, until the big day arrived. On their wedding night...
With his wife now eight months pregnant, a man was severely horny. She recognized what he was going through and empathized enough to hand him a fifty-dollar bill "Honey, you`re so depressed. Take this money...
A couple are sitting around one evening and the man says to his wife, "Marsha, we are about to celebrate our 40th wedding anniversary. We`ve had a wonderful life together, full of contentment and blessings. But there`s something...
Lena and Sven got married in St. Paul. They planned to honeymoon in Lena`s aunt`s cabin in Duluth. They caught a bus that was filled with deer hunters. About 30 minutes out of St. Paul the bus broke down right next to...
Two Texans were out on the range talking about their favorite sex positions. One said, "Think I enjoy the rodeo position the best."
"I don`t think I have ever heard of that one...
A guy worked for 30 years at the same factory. He got off work at 3:30, and was home by 3:45 every day of his life. On Fridays, he came home and gave his wife his check. One Friday he was walking towards his car...