Blind Man & Stick...
To the tap.. tap.. sound the man gets wild and shouts at the blind, 'Asshole can`t you put a rubber to the end of the stick to avoid the tap.. tap ..'
To this the blind man shouts back, 'Fucker if you would have...
Premature ?
Fella is having problems with premature ejaculation, so he goes to see his Dr. Doc says, 'When you feel the urge to ejactulate, do something to startle yourself. That will distract you enough that the urge will pass and...
Dress of Love??
An old woman went to visit her daughter and she found her naked, waiting for her husband. The mother asks the daughter 'What are you doing naked?' The daughter responds...
Code word !
These walls are paper thin. In the future, we`ll have to ask each other in code. For example, how about asking Have you left the washing machine door open instead?' So the following night, the husband asks...
Inspiration to work...
An office manager arrives at his department and sees an employee sitting behind his desk totally stressed out. He gives him the advice: 'I went home every afternoon for two weeks and...
Animal Instincts !
Paddy and his two friends are talking at work.His first friend says:'I think my wife is having an affair with the electrician.The other day I came home and found wire cutters under our bed and they...
Communication problem ?
During the first week of marriage, two deaf people find that they are unable to communicate in the bedroom when they turn off the lights because they can`t see each other using sign language. After many nights of fumbling around and misunderstandings, the wife decides to...
Tit for tat !
Man walks up to a farmer`s house, knocks on the door. When a woman opened the door, the man ask if she knew how to have sex. Not amused, she slammed the door. Again, the man knocked, again asked the same question and this time...
Released ?
A wife woke of the middle of the night to find her husband missing from bed. She got out of bed and checked around the house. She heard sobbing from the basement. After turning on the light and descending the stairs, she found the husband curled up into a...
Newlywed...
The reception had ended and the newlyweds had just sneaked off to the honeymoon. After supper and champagne, the groom retired to the bedroom. But the bride pulled a...
