After checking into the hotel, Father O`Dilly finds a Bible on the bed-side table. He reads it for a couple of hours and then leaves his room and wanders into the lobby. There he strikes up a conversation with...
A married man went into the confessional and said to his priest, "I almost had an affair with another woman."
The priest said, "What do you mean, almost?"
The man said, "Well, we got undressed and..
A rabbi, priest, and a preacher meet every Monday in a coffee shop to talk things over about their spiritual life. One day, the priest makes a bet with the other guys that he could convert a bear in the woods over to...
An older nun, who was living in a convent next to a construction site, noticed the coarse language of the workers and decided to spend some time with them to correct their ways. And so, she decided she would take her lunch...
It was time for Father John`s Saturday night bath and the young nun, Sister Magdalene, had prepared the bath water and towels just the way the old nun had instructed. Sister Magdalene was also instructed not to look at...
A Catholic girl went into confession and said to the priest, "I`m pregnant."
He asked, "How did this happen, my child?"
She said, "I think it must be the second coming...
A man enters a confession box and says "Bless me father for I have sinned."
"Tell me what`s on your mind my son," the priest replies.
"Father," the man says, "I`m worried that I may be thrown out of the church...
In a terrible car accident, 3 nuns die at the same time. They all appear in front of the gates of Heaven to meet Saint Peter. When they arrive...
A married couple in New York`s "Little Italy" went to their Priest to discuss birth control, since they already had seven children.
The husband inquired if perhaps oral sex would be an acceptable substitute...
Good medical advice from the Jewish sages of old:
1. F***ing once a week is good for your health, but it`s harmful if done every day...