Mature Jokes

Banta, who was in a mental hospital was being reviewed for possible release. When asked what he would do if released, he replied, 'I am going to make a slingshot and...

Santa went to see the local doctor and complained that his wife was having too many little bastards; she was having at least one per year. He said, 'Doc, you gotta help me, I can't get...

One night, the cop was making his routine night patrol. As he pulls up the main street, he finds two trucks parked in the middle of the road with the lights on and the...

One night Santa heard howls coming from his basement and went down to discover a female cat being raped by a mouse. Fascinated by what he saw, Santa gained the mouse's...

Banta, suffering from impotence, went to see a specialist. The doctor gave him a prescription that he was to take faithfully three times a day, and always with...

'Doctor, I need your help,' Preeto says.
'What seems to be the problem?'
'My husband, Banta, just doesn't satisfy me sexually...

When Santa decided it was time for his son, Pappu, to part with his virginity, he accompanied him to the local brothel and explained Pappu's condition to the madam.
'Don't worry...

A population control program had been introduced in a remote village, but the doctors were having trouble getting the women to take their birth control pills. They decided, therefore, to concentrate on...

Santa is sitting in the neighborhood bar getting soused. Banta comes in and asks, Hey, why are you sitting here on this beautiful day getting drunk? Santa: Some things you...

Santa was very close to his son, Pappu. They used to go everywhere together including looking for Chicken (slang for prostitute).
One day, Pappu decided to go overseas for higher studies. Santa was very supportive, and before...