Mature Jokes

A traveller was driving through countryside when his car broke down. There was a cottage near by so he went up to it and knocked on the door. Santa opened the door.
'My car has conked out,' said the traveller...

Preeto goes on vacation alone to the Caribbean wishing her husband had been able to join her. Upon arriving, she meets a very attractive tall dark and handsome native and after a night of passionate...

Banta was so addicted to golf that all he did is go out on the links every single day. He had ambitions of making it to the Pros, so he took his game very seriously.
One windy day while playing...

Banta is a bit embarrassed and says 'Look doctor, what about the rash?'
'Oh that's easy,' said the Doc, 'Here's some cream to rub on. By the way, those brown balls are amazing, may I ask.....

Santa is sitting at a bar having a few drinks when he notices a very attractive lady sit down at the other end of the bar and order a drink.
Santa calls the bartender over and says, 'Whatever she is drinking give her...

Santa and Banta were screwing the same girl at the same time and they were greeted with the sad news one day that their girlfriend is pregnant. Having no way of knowing who's th father, they chipped in and sent her out of town to have the little...

The impotent bus driver, Santa, goes to see his doctor. He wants some Viagra, but he doesn't want his wife, Jeeto, to know about it. The doctor prescribes it for him; he heads to the pharmacist, who fills the prescription. Home is a good hour away so...

One day Banta noticed that he had a red ring around his penis. So he goes to the doctor and he gives the guy some cream and says, 'If it doesn't work come back again tomorrow.'
Banta went back to...

Preeto is at home when she suddenly hears a knock on the door. When she opens the door a man asks her if she has a vagina, Preeto slams the door in disbelief of what a stranger has just...

Santa is searching in the Amazon jungle for this lost tribe whose women are reputed to have vaginas that are three inches wide and twelve inches long....