Mature Jokes

One evening Preeto was walking down the street when she was approached by a man.
The man said, 'I must have you right now! I'll drop 1000 rupees on the ground at your feet and...

There were three women who were at the gynecologist having pre-natal checkups.
The doctor asked the first woman, 'In what position was the baby conceived...

Santa's mother-in-law, who was living with them, greeted Santa's son, Pappu.'What did you learn today?' she asked. 'Sex education. All about penises...'

One night Santa's son, Pappu, was really scared sleeping by himself, so he sprints out of his room and runs to his maid's tent and asks, 'Can I...

Banta enters a bank to see about getting a business loan. 'What kind of business do you want to start?' asks the bank manager...

Banta picks up his Viagra prescription at the pharmacy. Eager to try it out, he takes one as soon as he gets home and anxiously waits for Preeto to get home from market. In his excitement, he leaves the open package on the table and...

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The barman, Banta, charges him Rs 25. Confused, but not complaining, the man pays. After a while he decides to have another, and some food, so he orders another beer and...

Having been married for ten years and still living in an apartment, Jeeto would often complain about anything, as she was tired of saving every penny...

Preeto went to the gynecologist, and when asked what was the problem, she responded, 'Well, whenever I take off my clothes, my nipples get hard.'
Shocked, the doctor took a deep breath...

Santa's Wife Jeeto strolled through the National Zoo and finally paused in front of the monkey island.
Mystified as to the whereabouts of the animals, Jeeto queried the keeper...