Mature Jokes

Banta and Preeto has difficulties conceiving a baby, so after a while the wife consults her doctor, who recommends the minor of three possible operations.
The operation is performed, but a month later...

Santa stops by a diner at noon, the busiest time of day, sits down at the counter and asks for a cup of coffee.
The waitress, who is very busy, gives him...

Banta sent his wife, Preeto and his son to a sea resort for a vacation. After a week he joined them in the hotel. As soon as he came to the hotel room he wanted to make love...

The bus was packed. It was rush hour, and many people were forced to stand.
One particularly cramped woman turned to Banta, who's just behind her, and said, 'Sir, if you don't stop poking me with your thing...

Santa's wife, Jeeto, made her first appointment with a gynecologist and told him that she and her husband wished to start a family.
'We've been trying for months now, doctor, and I don't seem to be able to get...

Jeeto and Preeto were sitting in the doctor's waiting room comparing notes on their various disorders.
'I want a baby more than anything in the world,' said Jeeto, 'but I guess it...

Banta thought his wife, Preeto, was cheating on him. So he waited for her to leave that night and jumped in a taxi to follow her.
By following her he found out she was working in a whorehouse.
Banta says to the driver, who incidentally...

Two neighbors, Santa and Banta, were talking across the fence one day. Banta couldn't keep his eyes off Santa's wife, Jeeto.
He popped off and said, 'Damn, your wife's got a nice set...

Trying to make up for bad behaviour, Santa went to the shopping mall to buy his wife, Jeeto, a gift.
'I would like to buy some gloves for my wife,' he says eyeing the attractive salesgirl, 'but I don't know...

Once a Minister went to the Mental Asylum to see the condition of the people kept there. He saw that some had gone from bad to worse and some were improving. After inspecting some he came to a corner and saw...