Santa and Banta bought a mule and when they got it home, they noticed it was cross-eyed. They went back to the farmer they bought it from demanding their money back.
A wealthy socialite had a night out on the town with her friends. She awoke the next morning, totally naked and with a monster of a hang-over. So she rang for the butler and asked for a cup of strong black coffee. A short while later...
Banta says to Santa, 'Do you want to see a magic?'
Santa says, 'Sure.'
'OK. Face away from me and get down on your hands and knees.'
Santa turns around and...
Banta's wife, Preeto, goes to the doctor complaining of knee pains.
After the diagnostic tests showed nothing, the doctor questions her, 'There must be something you're doing that you haven't...
Banta is walking along the shoreline at the beach wearing just a pair of boxers. Sure enough he kicks up a bottle, pulls the cork, and out comes the Genie to give him one wish.
He pulls out a map of the Kashmir, and asks the Genie if he can...
Three women were sitting around talking about their sex lives. The first said, 'I think my husband's like a championship golfer. He's spent the last five years perfecting his stroke.'The second woman said...
Banta met this girl in a bar and asked, 'May I buy you a drink?'
'Okay, but it won't do you any good.'
A little later, he asks...
Banta is out shopping and discovers a new brand of Olympic condoms. Clearly impressed, he buys a pack. Upon getting home he announces to his wife, Preeto, the purchase he just made.
'Olympic condoms...
Banta had a habit of buying things immediately after reading the advertisements about the products in the paper. Naturally, his wife, Preeto, was not too happy about it.
One day Banta read an advertisements about a sale on...
A census taker in a rural area went up to a farm house and knocked.
When Santa's wife, Jeeto, came to the door, he asked her how many children she had and their ages.
She said, 'Let's see now, there's the twins...