Banta and his wife, Preeto, had been tryin for a few months to make a kid. it hadn't gone to well so they decided that they would go to the sperm bank. He asked Santa for advice.
'They'll give you a cup and...
The blind date, Banta, hadn't been all that great and she was relieved the evening was finally over.
At her apartment door, Banta suddenly said...
Jeeto went to her psychiatrist because she was having severe problems with her sex life.
The psychiatrist asked her many questions, but did not seem to be getting a clear picture of...
Banta was shipwrecked on a remote island. There was nothing for him to do except play with himself. After many years even that stopped.
He was always preparing for the day when...
Santa goes along to the Patent Office with some of his new designs.
He says to the clerk, 'I'd like to register my new invention. It's a folding bottle.'
'OK,' says the clerk...
Banta, who has been married for ten years, suddenly finds himself having to go to the market to shop as his wife, Preeto, is ill. Well this is the first time he's been there in all that time and is unprepared for the prices being charged...
Santa, owner of a big furniture store went to Mumbai to buy some stock and met a really beautiful girl in the hotel elevator. But she was South Indian and they couldn't understand a word of each other's language.
So Santa took out a pencil and...
Jeeto was in bed with Banta and things were heating up. All of a sudden, they heard a noise downstairs.
'Oh my God, Santa is home. What am I going to do?'
'Aw, just stay in bed with me. He's probably so...
Santa went into a restaurant and ordered his meal.
When the waitress came out with his soup, he noticed that she had her thumb stuck into the soup. This upset him...
Banta and his girlfriend go up to the mountains for a romantic winter vacation. When they get there, Banta goes out to chop some wood.
When he gets back, he says, 'Honey, my hands are freezing!'
She says, 'Well, put them here between my...