Santa was fixing a door and he found that he needed a new hinge, so he sent his wife, Jeeto, to Banta's store.
At the store Jeeto saw a beautiful teapot on a top shelf while she was waiting for Banta to...
Santa was walking down the street and a girl approach him, 'Hay, wanna have a good time?'
'Sure,' Santa says and they are off to the nearest...
A woman is picked up by Santa in a bar. They like each other and she goes back with Santa to his hotel room. Santa removes his shirt revealing all his tattoos and she sees that on his arm is one which reads, 'Reebok'. She thinks that's a bit odd and asks...
Santa went to work at 9 in the morning as usual. For some reason he had to be back home later during the day while running some errands.
When he entered the house...
When you have an 'I hate my job' day, try this:
On your way home from work, stop at the pharmacy, go to the thermometers section and purchase a rectal thermometer.
When you get home, lock your doors and...
Santa comes home one night and his wife Jeeto throws her arms around neck, 'Darling, I have a great news I'm a month overdue. I think we're going to have a baby! The doctor gave me a test today, but until we find out for sure, we can't tell anybody.'
The next day, a guy from the electric company...
Santa and Jeeto bought a box of a dozen condoms. They had a nice time in bed, playing and fondling and finally culminating it by having sex. Next morning Jeeto left for Chandigarh to visit her parents.
When Jeeto came back a week later, she discovered that...
One afternoon, Banta's 8 year old daughter excitedly approached her mother, Preeto and announced that she had learned where babies come from at school that day.
Amused, her mother replied, 'Really...
Banta and few of his friends end up stranded on a tropical island. The only female around is a gorilla on the other end of the island.
After one whole month the guys are all sitting around and Banta stands up and says, 'I'm so horny, I can't take it anymore!'
So he grabs a bag and storms off to...
Santa and Banta are driving home from work one day. Traffic is barely crawling along and they are both a bit bored. So Banta is looking around and suddenly he points at two dogs having sex in someone's front lawn.
'Look', he shouts, 'What are the those dogs doing? Are they...