Santa announced to the bartender, 'It seems I've been informally named advisor on 'Sexual Matters' at my company.'
'Wow, that sounds interesting. Does this mean that now you'll be...
At the mental hospital the new inmate, Banta, announced in a loud voice, 'I', Gen Musharraf.'
This was particularly interesting, because the hospital already had a 'Gen Musharraf.'
The head psychiatris...
Santa went to his local Doctor and said, 'Doctor, I've got a problem, but if you're going to treat it, first you've got to promise me, and I mean it - not to laugh.'
'Of course I won't laugh,' the doctor said. 'I'm a professional. In over...
Santa and Jeeto were planning to go on a second honeymoon for their 10th wedding anniversary.
Jeeto said, 'We will go to all the same places that we did on our first honeymoon...
Taxi driver, Banta, picked up a girl after a day's hard work, went home with her and took her to bed. He fell asleep only to be awakened suddenly when she smacked him in the face.
'What's the matter? Didn't I satisfy...
Into a bar comes Santa, looking like he'd just been run over by some vehicle. His arm is in a sling, his nose is broken, his face is cut and bruised and he's walking with a limp.
'What happened to you?' asks the bartender.'
'Banta and me had a...
Banta came home in great excitement and said to his wife, 'Preeto, my love, you'll never believe it, dear, but I've discovered an entirely new position for lovemaking.'
'Really,' she said, interested at once. 'What...
On their fifth night after the wedding, Banta and Preeto shut off the lights and crawl under the covers. Turning amorously towards Preeto, he tenderly informs her that tonight he wants a hand job instead of the usual stuff.
Preeto, being the proper girl that she is, had absolutely no idea what a...
In the middle of night Jeeto woke Santa, 'Darling, it's so cold!'
Santa, jumped out of the bed, brought one more blanket from a closet and carefully tucked it around Jeeto's body.
After a while, Jeeto woke him once again...
Banta goes to sexopathologist for consultation.
You know, doctor, my erection is not as good as it used to be...
Are you married?
Yes.
How often do you do it with your...