A woman and her lover, Banta, are having sex. Someone knocks on the door.
Woman, 'It must be my husband! Ok, I'll handle this.'
She grabs the trash bin, opens the door and smiling sweetly says to her husband, 'Darling, please, empty the trash.'
While he is out...
Once Santa was badly constipated, so he went to a doctor.
The doctor prescribed suppositories and told the man to take one once every four hours.
Santa left the doctor, happy that his problem would soon be gone.
When he got home, he took a suppository, swallowing it with...
Banta and Preeto came to a sexologist.
'Doctor, we're married for a few months already, and we love each other, but we get no pleasure whatsoever from our lovemaking.'
'Hmmm. Maybe you should try another position. Like this.'
The doctor described the new...
One day Banta went to a pharmacy and asked the little old lady behind the counter if he could speak with the pharmacist.
'I am the pharmacist,' she informed him.
'Oh, in that case forget it,' he replied and started to leave.
'Young man,' the lady said to him, 'my sister and I have...
Oh God, please have pity on me, I work so hard, in the meantime my wife, Jeeto stays at home. I would give anything if you would grant me one wish, 'Switch me into Jeeto, she's got it easy at home. I want to teach her a lesson of how tough a man's life is.'
As God was listening he felt sorry for Santa and...
Banta, a bartender in Chandigarh, was getting ready to close for the night when a robber with a ski mask burst in and pulls a gun.
He yells to Banta, 'This is a stick-up! Put all your dough in this bag!'
The scared Banta pleads, 'Don't shoot, please! I'll...
Santa goes to Chandigarh, on a business trip, for the first time. After checking in to the hotel he goes down to the bar to have a drink. He orders a whisky and soda.
The bartender gives it to him and says, 'That will be five hundred rupees.'
He gives the bartender the money and says...
Santa and Banta are having beer one night when Banta announces that he's going to divorce his wife, Preeto.
'Good grief' says Santa, 'You and Preeto are the happiest couple I know - why on earth would you want to divorce such a...
Just as Jeeto walks though the door, her son comes running over.
He says, 'Mommy, Mommy. I was playing in daddy's closet and he came in with Preeto auntie and they started kissing and then they took off each others clothes and laid down on the bed...
One day this guy noticed that a new couple, Banta and Preeto, had moved into the house next door. He was also quick to notice that Preeto liked to sunbathe in the backyard, usually in a skimpy bikini that showed off a magnificent pair of breasts. He made it a point to water and trim his lawn as much as possible, hoping for yet another look. Finally...