Mature Jokes

A very rich maharajah decided to give his daughter and his kingdom to the guy who would bring to him the most precious ping-pong balls.
Indeed, some days later a guy brings a pair of golden balls, while another brought a pair of diamond ones and a third brought a...

Santa was screwing his best friend, Banta's wife Preeto, when he suddenly stopped and sat on the edge of the bed, holding his head in his hands.
'What the hell is your problem?' Preeto asked.
'I feel like a regular son of a...

Santa is a farmer has three sons. One day his eldest son comes to him and pleads that he is graduating from university and would really like to get a bike.
Santa says, 'Son, come with me.'
He takes him to the barn and points to the farm tractor and says...

The Super Computer stood at the end of the Company's production line. At which point the guided tour eventually arrived. The salesman stepped forward to give his prepared demo.
'This', he said, 'is the Super Computer. It will give an...

Banta married one of a pair of identical twins. Less then a year later he was in court filing for a divorce.
'Tell the court why you want a divorce,' the judge said.
'Well, Your Honor,' Banta started, 'every once in a while my sister-in-law would come over for a visit, and because she and my wife are identical, ...

Preeto's mother had some old-fashioned ideas of marriage, and passed them on to her daughter.
'Never let your husband see you in the nude,' she advised. 'You should always wear...

Banta is sitting in a bar and notices two lovely women across the way.
He calls the bartender over and says, 'I'd like to buy those two ladies a drink.'
The bartender replies, 'It won't do you any good.'
Banta, with a confused look on his face says...

There was a couple, Banta and Preeto, going at it for the first time, and they were going at it for a while when suddenly Banta asks Preeto to open her legs a little wider.
She does and they continue.
A few minutes go by and Banta asks...

Santa walks into a bar and sees his friend Banta slumped over the bar. He walks over and asks Banta what's wrong.
'Well,' replies Banta, 'you know that beautiful girl at work that I wanted to ask out, but I got an erection every time I...

Banta goes into a bar and orders a bottle of beer.
Banta sits down and hears a bunch of noise in the background. He asks the bartender about the noise. The bartender tells him that they're playing barroom football.
So Banta decides to go and check it out. He walks in and asks...