Banta came home from work one day to find his wife, Preeto, sitting on the front porch with her bags packed.
He asked her where she was going and she replied 'I'm going.'
Banta questioned her as to why she was going and and she told him, 'I just found out that I can make Rs 5000 a night doing...
Three friends Santa, Banta and Jaspal were chatting late into the night and eventually they went to sleep along side to each other.
Morning came! Santa, who slept next to the window was awaken by the morning sun and said, 'I had a great wet dream last night. I dreamt of this young and beautiful lady and she was...
Santa came home late one night. He snuck into the bedroom and there is the wife, Jeeto, sound asleep, snoring.
He goes into the drawingroom, gets a couple of aspirin, walks back into the bedroom and pops the two aspirin in Jeeto's wide open mouth.
As the aspirins start to dissolve...
This foursome has teed off every Saturday morning for the past three years. Santa was most remarkable among them. He would play left-handed for a couple of weeks, and the next week he would play right-handed with equal skill. His one annoying fault was that...
Santa and Banta are playing golf one hot Sunday afternoon. While approaching the sixteenth hole, they notice an old golfer teeing up by himself.
They stop and wait for the older golfer to finish his hole. After the old man drives the ball a considerable distance down the fairway...
Three ladies, Jeeto, Preeto and one of their old friend, are at a cocktail party. The conversation turns to their position in life, and it's clear that they're trying to one-up each other.
Jeeto says, 'My husband is taking me to the Switzerland for two weeks on vacation.' She looks at the others with...
Banta walks into a bar and reads a sign that hangs over the bar: FREE BEER FOR THE PERSON WHO CAN PASS THE TEST! So Banta asks the bartender what the test is.
Bartender, 'Well, FIRST you have to drink that whole gallon of pepper tequila, the whole thing at once and you can't make a face while doing it. SECOND...
Santa is lying in bed in a hospital with an oxygen mask over his mouth. A young nurse appears to sponge his face and hands.
'Nurse,' he mumbles from behind the mask, 'Are my testicles black?'
Embarrassed the young nurse replies...
Banta was walking down the street when a little kid covered in soot said to him respectfully, 'Sir, can you tell me the time?'
Banta stopped, carefully unbuttoned his coat and jacket, removed a large watch from a vest pocket, looked at it and said...
Banta goes to a doctor and says, 'Doc, I want to be castrated.'
Doc says, 'Look, I don't know what kind of cult you're into or what your motives are, but I'm not going to do that sort of operation.'
Banta requested, 'Doc, I just want to be castrated, and I'm a little embarrassed about talking about it, but I...