The newlyweds, Santa and Jeeto, were suffering from exhaustion.
After an examination, their doctor advised, 'It's not unusual for young people to overdo things during the first weeks of marriage. What you both need is...
On a very cold night, a young man dropped into the local brothel and the madam said, 'You'll have to wait.'
'But there's lots of girls that aren't busy right now.'
'Yes, but several of the rooms are closed for repairs.'
'Listen, I'm pretty...
An American, a Russian and Santa are bragging about the sharpness of their swords and how skillful they are in utilizing the sword.To demonstrate, American pulls his hair, throws it into the air, pulls out his sword and swings it across. To everybody's wonder the hair gets cut...
Santa was having problems getting it up to have sex with his wife, Jeeto, so he went to the doctor for advice.
The doctor told him the next time he wanted to have sex, to stick his finger in his wife's pussy, and then rub it under his nose, and the smell would cause his hormones to kick in, and he would...
Banta, though scheduled for all-night duty at the station, was relieved of duty early and arrived home four hours ahead of schedule, at 2 AM.
Not wanting to wake his wife, Preeto, he undressed in the dark, crept into the bedroom and started to climb into bed.
She sleepily sat up and said...
Banta goes into a bar and says, 'Give me a Gin and Tonic.'
The bartender reaches under the bar and places an apple on it.
Banta looks at the apple skeptically and the bartender says, 'Go ahead. Take a bite.'
Banta takes a bite and incredibly, it tastes like gin.
The bartender smiles and says...
Banta was sitting on a park bench muttering to himself and spitting. He would mutter, then spit, mutter, then spit, he would say, 'Damn, that son of a bitch can drive', then spit, 'Damn, that son of a bitch can drive', then spit, 'Damn that son of a bitch can drive', then spit.
Santa sits down next to him and asks...
Banta, who's a very good looking man walks into a singles bar, gets a drink and has a seat. During the course of the evening he tries to chat with every single woman who walks into the bar, with no luck.
Suddenly, Bobby, who's a really ugly man, walks into the bar. He sits at the bar, and within seconds he is surrounded by women. Very soon he...
Banta comes to his doctor and tells him that his wife, Preeto, doesn't want to have sex with him for the last seven months. The doctor tells the man to bring his wife in so he can talk to her.
So Preeto comes into the doctors office and the doctor asks her whats wrong and why doesn't she want to have...
Santa was standing in front of the gorilla cage at the zoo one day, when a gust of wind swept some dust into his eye. As he rubbed his eyelid, the gorilla went crazy, bent open the bars, and beat him senseless.
When Santa came to his senses, he reported the incident to the zookeeper. Nodding, the zookeeper explained that pulling down your eyelid means...