Jeeto and Preeto, two old friends are having coffee when Jeeto says, 'I hear that you`ve been telling people that I`m ugly!'
'Oh, no! I`ve just been saying that your new hairdo makes you look less attractive,' said Preeto.
Jeeto said, 'I also heard that you`ve been...
Preeto was becoming frustrated with her husband, Banta`s insistence that they have sex in the dark.
Hoping to free him from his inhibitions, during a passionate evening, she flipped on the lamp, only to discover a cucumber in Banta`s hand.
'Is this what you`ve been...
Banta nad Preeto were spending their honeymoon in a remote log cabin resort way up the mountains. They had registered on Saturday and they had not been seen for 3 days.
An elderly couple ran the resort, and they were getting concerned about the welfare of these newlywed...
Banta has been suffering from severe headaches for years with no relief. After trying all the usual cures he`s referred to a headache specialist by his family doctor. The doctor asks him what his symptoms are and he replies.
'I get these blinding headaches; kind of like a knife across my scalp and....
Jeeto went to her psychiatrist because she was having severe problems with her sex life.
The psychiatrist asked her many questions, but did not seem to be getting a clear picture of her problems.
Finally he asked, “Do you ever watch your husband...
Banta went in for an interview for a job as a sales man. The interview went quite well, but the trouble was that he kept winking.
The interviewer said, 'Although you have a lot of the qualities we are looking for, the fact that you keep...
Once Santa was feeling horny and was not sure what to do about it. He reaches into his pocket and pulls out a fifty Rupee note. He walks down the steet to the local brothal and knocks on the door.
The madam opens the door and asks Santa what she can do for him.
'I`m really horny but I have...
After a long night buying a foxy woman drinks, Banta took advantage by giving her a ride home. After the walk to the door, the woman asked Banta in for a nightcap...
One thing led to another and before you know it, Banta was naked.
After making great love Banta rolled over, pulled out...
Jeeto was a first time contestant on the Rs one crore quiz show. Lady luck had smiled in her favour, as Jeeto had a gained substantial lead over her opponents. She even managed to win the game but, unfortunately, time had run out before the show`s host could ask her the big question.
Jeeto agreed to return the following day. Jeeto was nervous as her husband, Santa...
Banta was a sheep farmer who needed help with the difficult task of castrating some of his inferior male sheep to keep them from breeding with the females. He hired a French guy who didn`t speak Punjabi/Hindi, but was a very good worker.
After the first day, Banta and the French guy had successfully castrated...