Mature Jokes

Banta has been asking the prettiest girl in town for a date and finally she agrees to go out with him.
He takes her to a nice restaurant, buys her a fancy dinner with expensive wine and on the way home he pulls over to the side of the road in a secluded spot.
They start necking and Banta...

Santa and his wife, Jeeto were in the bathroom getting ready for work when Santa looked at Jeeto and said, 'I got to have you!'
Santa backed Jeeto up against the bathroom door, pulled down her...

Three guys were driving down a country road when their car broke down. Luckily, they were near Banta`s farm. They went to him, and asked if they could spend the night there, while the tow truck came.
Banta said, 'Fine, but I better not catch any of you fooling around with my beautiful wife.'
To insure this Banta secretly shoved a...

Santa is a fireman and one day when he came home from work he told his wife, Jeeto, 'You know we have a wonderful system at the fire station:
Bell 1 rings and we all put on our jackets, Bell 2 rings and we all slide down the pole, Bell 3 rings and we are all on the truck ready to go.
From now on when I say Bell 1, I want you to strip naked. When I say Bell 2, I want you to jump into bed, and when I say Bell 3...

Banta bought a new rifle and he was too excited. So, he went bear hunting. He spotted a small brown bear and shot it. There was then a tap on his shoulder, and he turned around to see a big black bear.
The black bear said: 'You`ve got two choices. I either maul you to death or we have rough sex.'
Banta decided to bend over...

Santa and Jeeto were married, and celebrated their first night, doing what newlyweds do, time and time again, all night long. Morning comes and Santa goes into the bathroom but finds no towel when he emerges from the shower. He asks his bride, Jeeto, to please bring one from the bedroom. When Jeeto gets to the bathroom door, Santa opened the door, exposing his body...

Banta goes down to the beach for a spot of sun bathing and falls fast asleep. While asleep the wind gets up and covers him in sand, the only thing exposed is his big toe.
A beautiful young nympho walking along the beach spots this protrusion and procedes to get herself off...

There was a Russian, an Italian and Banta on death row. The warden gave them a choice of three ways to die:
1. to be shot
2. to be hung
3. to be injected with the AIDS virus for a slow death.
So the Russian said...

Banta and his wife, Preeto love to golf together, but neither of them are playing like they want to, so they decide to take private lessons.
Banta has his lesson first.
After the pro sees his swing, he says, 'No, no, no, you`re gripping the club way too hard!'
'Well, what should I do?' asks Banta.
'Hold the club gently,' the pro replied, 'just like you`d hold your wife`s...