Defective Parrot
Santa decides that maybe he`d like to have a pet and goes to a pet shop. After looking around, he spots a parrot sitting on a little perch. It doesn`t have any feet or legs.
Santa says out loud, 'Geez, I wonder what happened to this parrot?'
'I was born this way,' says the parrot, 'I`m a defective parrot.'
'Ha, ha,' Santa laughs, 'it sounded like this parrot...
Hitman!!
One morning, Banta approached the first tee, only to find another guy approaching from the other side. They began talking and decided to play 9 holes together.
After teeing off, they sat off down the fairway, continuing their chat.'What do you do?' the guy asked.
'I`m a salesman...
Acute Angina!
Banta gets home from work one day and finds his wife, Preeto has been crying
'What`s wrong?' he asks.
'Promise you won`t get mad, but I went to see the new doctor today and he told me I`ve got a pretty pussy.'
'WHAT?' Banta shouts.
With that Banta grabs a hockey stick from the cupboard and...
Pleasing everybody
Santa, his son and their donkey were going to town and it was decided that the boy should ride.
As they went along they passed some people who thought that it was a shame for the boy to ride and his father, Santa to walk.
Santa and boy decided that may be the critics were right so...
Strange request
Santa is standing at a urinal when he notices that he is being watched by a midget. Although the little fellow is staring at him intently, Santa doesn`t get uncomfortable until the midget drags a small stepladder up next to him, climbs it, and proceeds to admire Santa`s privates...
A Penguin
Banta is walking down the street, and he`s really horny. So he goes to the first whore house he sees. He only has hundred rupees, so they kick him out. Banta goes to the next one. But, since he only has hundred rupees, he gets kicked out again.
So by this time, Banta is really super horny, so he goes to the next one and says, 'Look, I only have...
Shooter
Banta was getting ready to close his bar for the night when a robber with a ski mask burst in and pulls a gun.
He yells to Banta, 'This is a stick-up! Put all your dough in this bag!'
The scared Banta pleads, 'Don`t shoot, please! I`ll do as you say!'
The robber yells, 'Shut up and empty the cash register!'
Banta says, 'Okay, okay! Just don`t shoot, I have a wife and kids! I`ll do whatever you say!'
The crook takes the money and...
Waxing issue
Two ship captains, Santa and Banta were sitting at the bar. Santa turned to the Banta and said, 'You know what gets me, though, is these damn sailors! Oh sure, they`re fine for the first few weeks, but on those three-month trips at sea they start getting pretty hard up. With all the whacking off going on, it`s a...
Gambling!!
It`s 10:00 PM at a gambling casino. Two bored dealers, our Santa and Banta, are waiting around for someone to walk up and try their luck at the craps table.
A very attractive lady comes in and wants to bet Five lakh rupees on a single roll of the dice. Santa and Banta agree.
She says, 'I hope you don`t mind, but I feel much luckier when I`m...
Elastic band
Concerned about her relationship, Jeeto approaches her doctor and says, 'Doc, I`m getting married this weekend and my fiancée thinks I`m a virgin. Is there anything you can do to help me?'
The doctor says, 'Medically, no, but here`s something you can try. On the wedding night, when you`re getting ready for bed, take an...
