Warnings !!
Banta applied to join a nudist club.
'Exactly what do you do here?' he asked.
'It`s quite simple,' said the club secretary, 'we take off all our clothes and commune with nature.'
'Cool,' said Banta, '...count me in!!!'
So he paid his membership fee, took off his...
A witch
Santa and Banta had been without sex for several years, so they decided to visit a whore house.
When they arrived at the whorehouse, the Madame took one look at them and decided she wasn`t going to waste any of her girls on these two stupid and funny looking guys. So she used 'blow-up' dolls instead. She put...
Placement !!
Once upon a time, there were two guys Santa and Banta who wanted to pick up women on a beach.
Banta had no problem picking up gorgeous women; he was the most popular guy on the beach. But Santa had no success.
Santa: 'Banta! How do you do it? How do you attract so many beautiful women?'
Banta: 'Well, I`ll tell you! But it`s a...
Betting
A man was very depressed, and he explained to his friend, Banta, 'I just can`t get over having three balls.'`Three Balls?!?!?!? We can make a FORTUNE together!!!'
'How?', Banta`s friend asked, as a smile returned to his face.
'We`ll go to a bar and bet everyone that between you and the bartender, you have five...
Four balls !
Santa, a recent immigrant to the U.S. attended his first baseball game. After a base hit, he heard the fans roaring, 'Run...run!'
The next batter connected heavily with the ball and our Santa stood up and roared with the crowd in his thick accent, 'R-r-r-un you lazy. R-r-run!'
A third batter slammed a hit and again Santa, obviously pleased with his...
Lift !!
One misty morning Banta was driving through the hills to Delhi. Suddenly out of the mist, a man stepped into the middle of the road. The man is at least six feet five, has a huge red beard and has the appearance of a walking wardrobe.
At the roadside there also stands a young woman. She is absolutely beautiful - slim, shapely, fair complexion, black...
The best one!
Banta was a Casanova of his village he had all kinds of ladies. He liked them all, fat ones, short ones, skinny ones, didn`t matter. The trouble was that he had a true love, a virgin that he was saving for marriage. This innocent virgin, her name was Preeto, did not know anything about sex. Of course our Banta wanted to keep things that way. Well, finally they were married and on the wedding night...
Enough supplies!
Santa and Banta had just gotten divorced and they swore they would never have anything to do with women again. They were best friends and they decided to move up to north as far as they could and never look at a woman again.
They got up there and went into a trader`s store and told him, 'Give us...
Shrinkage!
Banta is in the dark jungles of Africa, going where no man has gone before. Accompanying him was his trusted guide, interpreter, cook, and troubleshooter in one.
One day early in the morning, they arrive at a lake and find a handsome dark young man engaged in 'playful activities' with 8-9 beautiful, dark, young women, all in the...
Turn on!
There was an Englishman, a Frenchman, and our Santa sitting in a bar having a few drinks together.
The Englishman says to the Frenchman, 'So tell me, what do you do to drive your wife wild?'
'Well,' says the Frenchman, 'After making love, I go out to the garden and pick some roses. Then I take the petals off and put them all over her...
