Mature Jokes

An Englishman, a Pakistani, and our Banta are all to give speeches to the Deaf Society. All are keen to make an impression on their audience.
The Englishman goes first and to the surprise of all starts by rubbing first his chest and then his groin. When he finishes the Pakistani and Banta ask him what was he up to.
'Well,' he explained, 'by rubbing my chest I indicated breasts and...

Santa and his wife, Jeeto were having difficulty surviving financially so they decided that Jeeto should try prostitution as an extra source of income.
Santa drove her out to a popular corner and informed her he would be at the side of the building if she had any questions or problems.
A gentleman pulled up shortly after and asked Jeeto how much to go all the way. She told him to wait a minute and

Santa moved out to the country to become a farmer.
He said to himself, 'Well, since I`m going to have a farm, I`d might as well have animals on it.'
So Santa got in his truck to go looking. Along the way, he spotted a sign saying, 'Cocks for Sale.'
He pulled over and asked the farmer what a cock...

Being a virgin, Banta was very nervous about his upcoming wedding night, so he decided to seek the advice of his friend Santa, who was quite the local Romeo.
'Just relax, Banta,' counseled Santa. 'After all, you grew up on a farm- just do like the...

There was a gentleman, Banta, living in a small village who unfortunately had a stomach disorder that required him to drink the milk of a nursing mother. Well there weren`t too many women in the village nursing babies and even fewer who would agree to allow a grown man to suck on their breast.
But low and behold, Banta finally found a rather healthy-looking and slightly fat young girl who recently had given birth who was willing to help him...

Santa goes to visit his 90-year-old grandfather in the hospital.
'How are you grandpa?' he asks.
'Feeling fine,' says the old man.
'What`s the food like?'
'Terrific, wonderful menus.'
'And the...

A pretty woman is driving down a country road in her new sports car when the car breaks down. Luckily, she happens to be near a farmhouse. She goes up to the farmhouse and knocks on the door.
When the farmer answers, she says to him, 'Oh, it`s Sunday night and my car broke down! Can I stay here for the night until...

Banta and two of his friends were walking in a desert, tired, hungry and thirsty they came upon an oasis with a great castle. Upon entering the castle the men found that there were no men at the castle, only countless beautiful women.
For about a week Banta and his friends enjoyed the harem of women, then one day the...

Santa goes to meet his notorious techno-geek friend in his office.
'Hey, Santa, how are you?'
'I`m good. Congratulations, that new secretary of yours is beautiful!', says Santa
'Well, I`m glad you like her. Believe it or not, she`s a robot!'
'No way, how could that be?', says Santa
'Way! She`s the latest model from Japan. Let me tell you how she works. If you squeeze her left...

A young man graduated from University with a degree in journalism. His first assignment for the newspaper who hired him was to write a human interest story. Because he grew up on a farm, he went back to the country to do his research.
He went to Santa`s house, introduced himself to and proceeded to explain to him why he was there.
The young man asked, 'Has anything ever happened around here that made you happy?'
Santa thought for a minute and said...