War wound?
Santa goes into a public washroom and has to use the only available urinal, between two elderly men. He glances to his left and sees the guy pissing, but there are two streams.
'What the hell is that?' Santa asks.
'War wound. I took a bullet in the penis in Kargil. They were able to save my...
Contest!!
Santa and Banta drove to a Petrol pump in a remote district for a fill-up because they heard about a contest being offered to anybody who purchased a full tank of gas. When they went inside to pay, Santa asked the attendant about the contest.
The attendant said, 'If you win, you`re entitled to free SEX,'
Santa asked how can he enter the contest.
The attendant explained...
Only twice!!
Banta went to the restaurant where the Lion`s Club meets every week, sat down and prepared to have a nice lunch and listen to today`s speaker.
All of a sudden, the host of the lunch came up to him and said 'Banta, you have to make a speech today.'
Banta says, 'Are you nuts? Where is the scheduled speaker?'
The host replies, 'He backed out at the last minute and now...
Magic mushrooms
Banta went to a Dr. and said: 'Doctor, I`m having problems with my sex life!'
Doctor: 'What do you mean?'
Banta: 'Well, I`m just not getting any.'
Doctor: 'Look out the window then.'
Banta: 'Oh yeah, I see thats a Nurse hostel. Good idea Doctor!'
Doctor: 'Yes, but see that patch of...
Banta`s stamina
Santa and Banta are in a bar arguing over which of them can have sex the most times in one night. They decide to settle the issue by going to the local whorehouse and gathering experimental evidence, as it were.
So they get to the whorehouse, pair off with a couple of the ladies, and...
Swapping
Santa and Banta are in a restaurant along with their wives and are talking about all sorts of things. Finally, the subject of sex comes up.
'Just how do you guys do it?' Santa asks'Pretty much the way you do,' responds Banta.
Discussion ensues and finally they decide to swap partners for the night and experience one another.
Jeeto and Banta go off to a bedroom where...
Santa`s horse
Santa buys a cute little Filly (female horse under the age of four) that he plans on racing next season, but when he gets her home, his old Stallion (an adult male horse which is used for breeding) smells her and wants her and starts kicking up dust. Santa doesn`t want her knocked up, because she won`t be able to race, so...
Castrating Headache
Santa was moderately successful in his career, but as he got older he was increasingly hampered by incredible headaches. When his personal hygiene and love life started to suffer, he sought medical help. After being referred from one specialist to another, he finally came across a doctor, Dr. Banta who offered a solution:
The Nightie
Preeto was preparing for her wedding. She asked her mother to go out and buy a nice long black nighty and carefully place it in her suitcase so it would not wrinkle. Well, her mom forgot until the last minute. So she dashed out and could only find a short pink nightie. She bought it and threw it into the suitcase.
Short skirts
A general store hires a young female clerk with a penchant for very short skirts...
One day a young man enters the store, glances at the clerk and glances at the loaves of bread behind the counter. 'I`d like some raisin bread, please,' the man says politely.
The clerk nods and climbs up a ladder to reach the raisin bread, which, of course...
